1.Lark On My Go-Kart
Sitting on a truffet
puffing on the best cut bud tryna get but from ms. muffet
me and teddy rockspins stirring up a ruckus
egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins
suck-a-dick buttkiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids
ash roth be the king of the blumpkins
and tim duncan spur off the moment
let the whole world know I run shit
jump ship quick tell a friend that im dumb sick
spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip
twist to a front flip sun now is some trick
watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this
Kinda like the blind bob saget ash can get nasty
pass me a blunt and some captain chilling with an Ashley
heading to the mall
sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
10 feet tall with the balls of a matador
door matted whore with your words heard that before
poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed
walk in my shoes referral yea you gon need it
yea got your wiI fit to practice your fris with
need a few weeks before you can compete with
razor ramone flow o' so sharp
you can take a palsky
ima take lark on my go-kart
Mario kart skills are outrageous
play me any day and i'll be the best racist
wait no erase it meant to asy racer
traded in my cell phone for a new pager
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
bout 35 with at least two kids
we make out while my friend babysits
all up in your fridge eating left over shit
tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crumpets,
Cheeto's be my choice of chips I enjoy for a bit
take a sip from my sips and then split
Hair like a troll doll basketball shorts on
yea ima dork but still hardly court ball up balla
yea I take to long get dolled up
give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
who my tryna impress
honey in the sundress
with the breasts lucious
just sent me a text
OMG your the BEST
if you tryna have sex im the best at it
2.Blunt Cruisin'
yo we crusin, (yo we crusin')
yeah we crusin, (yeah we crusin')
yo we crusin' (yo we crusin')
down the streets (down the streets)
i got the money, who go the dutchies？
you got the munchies？ i got the weed
you know we be blunt crusin' x2
my homies in the front, got honeys in the back
you roll that weed up and put it in the air
you know we be blunt crusin' x2
so roll it up, (roll it tight)
hit it once (hit it twice)
pass it round,(pass it round)
but don't roll the windows down
lets box it out and save the trees
we hoppin' out like the mystery machine
my eyes be the size of mr.meahgi's
squinting to read the fine print on the wide screen
we riding, riding and thats when i see
red lights behind me, i then start to freak
hide the weed, ho x4
(chatter)
you know we be blunt crusin' x2
my homies in the front, got honeys in the back
you roll that weed up and put it in the air
you know we be blunt crusin' x2
yo we crusin, (yo we crusin')
yeah we crusin, (yeah we crusin')
yo we crusin' (yo we crusin')
down the streets (down the streets)
i got the money, who go the dutchies？
you got the munchies？ i got the weed
yo, stop at sev for a drink, ice cream and some chips
wheres the dutch at, homie pass that shit
not like that homie ash that shit
can you turn this song up, homie ash that shit
you don't need roach clips if you can't hold it
you can use your phone tip, hurry up and take this
for real man hurry up and take this shit,
yo its burning my finger tips dude
grab the weed, ho i got it! x4
(chatter)
you know we be blunt crusin' (blunt crusin') x4
3.I Love College
I'm nice right now
I, I feel good
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air
That party last night was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
With my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3 wake up at 10
Go out to eat then do it again
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip bankers club and drink miller lite
On thirsty thursday and tuesday night ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
So fill up my cup
Let's get fucked up
I'm next on the table
Who want what
I am champion at beer pong
Allen iverson hakeem olajuwon
Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it
Otherwise you naked
Time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
That party last night was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it, I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Dink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3 wake up at 10
Go out to eat then do it again
Man I love college
And I love drinkin
I love women
I love college
I cant tell you what I learned from school
But I could tell you a story or two
Um yea of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
And don『t leave the house till the booze gone
And don't have sex if shes too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
Then tomorrow night find a new JAWN
Hold the beer bong
Nothing wrong with some fun
Even if we did get a little just too drunk
Time isn't wasted when youre getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
That party last night was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it, I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completly naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3 wake up at 10
Go out to eat then do it again
Man I love college
And I love drinkin
I love women
I love college
Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
Ad repeat after me
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
FRESHMAN FRESHMAN FRESHMAN FRESHMAN
DO SOMETHIN CRAZY DO SOMETHIN CRAZY
DO SOMETHIN CRAZY DO SOMETHIN CRAZY
KEGSTAND KEGSTAND KEGSTAND KEGSTAND
Ya that party last night
Man I love college
I love it
That party last night
Alright everybody I gotta head back to class for a little bit
That party last night was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it (you know what's goin' down)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completly naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3 wake up at 10
Go out to eat then do it again
Man I love college
Do I really have to graduate
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life
4.La Di Da
They say it's a cold world
Yeah you got that right
I almost packed it all in on the spot last night
They want a killer instinct
I'm just that type
If the fights not mine
I won't fight that fight
Life without struggling
Yeah right
Make one mistake, won't make that twice
Out of sight out of mine
Find yourself out of time
Buy your own pants
Get your hands out of mine
＊＊ In the promise they say youll make it ＊＊
Theres work to be done
You must grind and shine
Every second is a blessing
Yes it is precious
Suggest you get all ins messages
The agreesion when your finding a direction
Heading non stop just to find that the road is blocked
You wanna Pop, POP
Flip you and stun
But settle down and work it out
It's really all you've got
When I can't take it
I can't take it no more
This is what I say
La Di Da Da Da
La Di Da Da Da
Over
When you can't take it
When you can't take it no more
This is what you say
La Di Da Da Da
La Di Da Da Da
Over
And yeah I'm frustrated
What's this, how much, who what, where when, why man, how Come
So many questions unanswered
I don't understand
Could you please explain sir
I'm in a phase, I beleave I can change
In exchange for an explanation, estimation, hesitation
Is it as visible dealing with digital
Figitting through email
When the issue was pivotal critical condition
My heads in
I'm heading
in the wrong direction
Book me a session
Let it off my chest
Ill invest in a (Cannon)
Just so I can blow with my bro as my (Right hand man)
Fan damn ass kicking with ash spitting
I'm not different just ask Jigga (Ask Jigga)
He listened and witnessed the birth of a star
Emerging and surging is his way up to the top of the charts
When I can't take it
I can't take it no more
This is what I say
La Di Da Da Da
La Di Da Da Da
Over
When you can't take it
When you can't take it no more
This is what you say
La Di Da Da Da
La Di Da Da Da
Over
When I'm trying to come up (they wanna bring me down)
When I'm trying to come up (they wanna bring me down)
When I'm trying to come up (they wanna bring me down)
When I'm trying to come up (they wanna bring me down)
When you trying to come up (they wanna bring you down)
When you trying to come up (they wanna bring you down)
When you trying to come up (they wanna bring you down)
When you trying to come up (they wanna bring you down)
When I can't take it
I can't take it no more
This is what I say
La Di Da Da Da
La Di Da Da Da
Over
When you can't take it
When you can't take it no more
This is what you say
La Di Da Da Da
La Di Da Da Da
Over
5.Be By Myself (Feat. Cee-Lo)
I gotta be by myself
gotta be by myself this time
In the backseat screaming out loud (hooo}
In the backseat screaming out (hooo}
Ash is young, attractive
Handsome bachelor, awesome rapper
got a knack for, vernacular
When I perform, spectacular
I'll have any girl that i want
I'ma take the girl in the front
Boobs bounce when I tell the crowd jump
Honey come backstage I just wanna have fun, but
I'm too young to be locked down, not now
Need a new car, drive around with the top down
New broad with a bra the top down
Chillin in the backseat screaming out loud
She wants to be my lady
But I don't see her
She wants to be my lady
But I'm a free bird
I gotta be by myself, gotta be by myself this time
I gotta fly by myself, go get high myself this time
The cycle is Shawn Michaels (heartbreak),
And yeah I like you but not enough to wife you
You say I'm nice, true, and you think I'm the right dude
But there's another girl just like you (like who？)
And on the road, 'nother night , 'nother show
New e-vent in a new time zone
And the live show is so mind-blowin
And it's my show so you know I'm blown (you know)
No text's gonna give me head
Long distance just ain't my thing
Young single don't need no ring
I'm a free man now I don't need no strings, sing
She wants to be my lady
But I don't see her
She wants to be my lady
But I'm a free bird
I gotta be by myself, gotta be by myself this time
I gotta fly by myself, Go get high myself this time
If you're cool with nights at the pool
Jacuzzis and groupies, boobies and booze
And no rules, I'm only 22
I need to watch football and hang with a crew
But if you don't get mad when I get fat
Cuz all I do is eat drink smoke weed and rap
And play Madden, then dag
you're pretty rad and I take it all back, come on
She wants to be my lady
But I don't see her
She wants to be my lady
But I'm a free bird
I gotta be by myself, gotta be by myself this time
I gotta fly by myself, Go get high myself this time
just keep clappin the hands, it feels good
feels nice and warm in here right now
I'm feelin free
If you feel free clap your hands
Ahh, ahh come on
She wants to be my lady
But I don't see her
She wants to be my lady
But I'm a free bird
I gotta be by myself, gotta be by myself this time
I gotta fly by myself, go get high myself this time
6.She Don't Wanna Man
She don't want a man,
she just wanna dance, let's dance
Quiet and confident, not a bit im the shit,
screaming OW! out loud, right now im the shit ,
let em know let it go, feeling sexy feeling grown,
i be sipping on patron mixed with pineapple,
as she looks up,
spots me only for a sec but in that moment our eyes lock,
i swear that we had sex and in that tank top,
tight jeans, high heels, nice teeth,
oh i think she likes me but but it be unlikely...
Ain't lookin for no man, man,
really just came to dance, dance,
on the dance floor, know you wanna really really,
i just came to party, party
Ain't lookin for no man, man,
really just came to dance, dance,
on the dance floor, know you wanna really really,
i just came to party, party
she don't want a man man man man man,
she just wants to dance dance dance dance dance,
she don't want a man man,
she just wants to dance dance on the dance floor
I see Boyder and ask him, yo can you take her fat friend？
He laughs and then digs in hell yea ill be your wing man,
we two step, we groovin, we dancin, we movin,
the crowd weave through it,
people gettin REAL STUPID! check my breath,
and my sweat on my chest and my pits,
yea im fresh, supa fresh, i would do me in a sec,
bout to get my dance on, so i put my hands on,
and she frowns, turns around, with a look like
Ain't lookin for no man, man,
really just came to dance, dance,
on the dance floor, know you wanna really really,
i just came to party, party
Ain't lookin for no man, man,
really just came to dance, dance,
on the dance floor, know you wanna really really,
i just came to party, party
she don't want a man man man man man,
she just wants to dance dance dance dance dance,
she don't want a man man,
she just wants to dance dance on the dance floor
well you need to cool down,
cause im way too hot too hot too hot too hot too hot
girl you need to cool out
cause you not that hot that hot that hot that hot that hot
see im just tryin to cool down
cause im way to hot too hot too hot too hot too hot
girl you need to cool out
cause you not that hot, im just playin, im just hatin,
i know you way too hot
Ain't lookin for no man, man,
really just came to dance, dance,
on the dance floor, know you wanna really really,
i just came to party, party
Ain't lookin for no man, man,
really just came to dance, dance,
on the dance floor, know you wanna really really,
i just came to party, party
she don't want a man man man man man,
she just wants to dance dance dance dance dance,
she don't want a man man,
she just wants to dance dance on the dance floor
7.Sour Patch Kids
use the eyes of the owl
the sour patch kids got me out of wack
and out of gas
the hour glass spills as im left on the vasey without a vest
lost my train of thought
my brain can not be bought
trained to trainicle auberate with authority
the chay in may
to the leaders i am scary
i
pose a threat to those who get to close for comfort
and wont conform
come forward
sworn on my unborn son if there is one more war i will come for
poor get poor, the rich just get richer
get the jist
you see the big picture？
china's ditched from a shake on the Richter
mother earth strucks and we all get evicted
this some sick shit
slightly twisted
information from our nations capital
capital is all the captain calls for
they just want more (and more)
and more (and more)
and more (and more)
and more (and more)
and more (and more)
take me away
take me away from here
take me away
I don't hear you
my people crying, and be dining, they be dining in the hours,
drinking wine with their wives like everything is fine
denying that they fightin for the their lives,
every night to survive since the beginning of time
aye-yai-yai
can't believe the evil that feeds off this so called American
dream
lies in the seat make all the Americans seem like blood-sucking
money hungry fiends
but money doesn't mean
a damn thing to me
i just want to be
i want to be free
but unfortunately a fortune is what you need
cause the fortune 500s run the country
its one company
if your not a company
would you mind grabbing me a cup of tea？
if we go hungry, in our own country
i wonder whats its like living in Hungry
yeah, it isn't funny, but its coming
its about to get ugly
streets turn to a game of rugby
take me away
take me away from here
take me away
I don't hear you
we're buying bubbly and making rate 100s
is it just me or is that some dumbshit
yo what the fuck
hoe comes little dumbshit lets go
(i know you can think of something)
donate your dollars
raise a dollar help a mother save a father
cause poverty is probably our biggest problem
and it ain't gonna stop with Obama
to save the world we must start at the bottom
take me away
take me away from here
take me away
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
I don't hear you
8.As I Em (Feat. Chester French)
Take me as I em my friends,
ain't gon' change, won't be no Em,
rock these songs, rock these shows,
only good life I know
I was in seventh grade when I heard the Slim Shady LP,
ya my mom brought it down when I was ironing, irony,
getting out the wrinkles, just a little kid in middle school,
sink my teeth in anything just to think I'm cool, riding the
bus,
I feel the rush but I still don't give a fuck,
ya I wish I could agree but I've already had enough,
I've already given up from playing the same game,
every interview I feel like I'm saying the same thing, like,
Em was great, yea he paved the way for me,
he was inspiration for everybody from A to Z,
but they keep relating me, I can't get away,
chasing me, (all day long), I hear it, (all day long),
and now the masters thinks that asher wants to be a marshall
mathers,
they say 'ashers not a rapper, na hes actually just a actor',
cuz we have the same complexion and similar voice inflection,
it's easy to see the pieces and reach for that connection,
every minute, each hour of everyday,
I'm constantly on the fence defending my own name,
explaining we are not the same,
not much that I can say, except that I'm sick of it,
critics arrantly sparked up a flame, it's on
Take me as I em my friends,
ain't gon' change, won't be no Em,
rock these songs, rock these shows,
only good life I know... (AY!) (AY!)
Take me as I em my friends,
ain't gon' change, won't be no Em,
rock these songs, rock these shows,
only good life I know... (AY!) (AY!)
now don't get it twisted, I've definatley benefitted,
it's like suddenly everyone wants to hear what I've been
spittin,
it's so different, the image they don't get it,
it's simple I'm just a kid who wants to rap to make a livin,
but Em was in it way before I committed ,
and his lyrics were the shit so I really gotta come with it,
but each critics been pickin apart my writins,
and if it's not up to par then ashers par is just a gimmick,
is it my fault must I be more convincing？,
ya'll talk all you want, never halt me from my mission,
using his ammunition, would you please keep dissin me,
(all day long), I hear it, (all day long),
and yea the haters wanna hate because I made it and I'm famous,
but until you take my place,
ya'll never know what it takes to make a record for respect,
take a second before you inspect,
when you look like someone else then what the fuck do you
expect,
I just want to be accepted as the illest in the game,
but it's harder for an artist creating his own lane,
that's anonymous with his rhyming and combine with perfect
timing,
all the time all that's declining and about to explode
Take me as I em my friends,
ain't gon' change, won't be no Em,
rock these songs, rock these shows,
only good life I know... (AY!) (AY!)
Take me as I em my friends,
ain't gon' change, won't be no Em,
rock these songs, rock these shows,
only good life I know... (AY!) (AY!)
so fuck it that's all I got, theres nothing else for me to say,
if I don't confront the problem it will never go away,
unless it is addressed there is nothing left for me to do,
its impossible rejecting an elephant in the room,
say goodbye to all the bullshit, notions preconceived
sworn to all the wrongs, coulda swore they knew me,
if you have no further questions and can't think of other
thoughts,
then let me introduce you to asher paul roth.
Take me as I em my friends,
ain't gon' change, won't be no Em,
rock these songs, rock these shows,
only good life I know... (AY!) (AY!)
Take me as I em my friends,
ain't gon' change, won't be no Em,
rock these songs, rock these shows,
only good life I know... (AY!) (AY!)
9.Lion's Roar (Feat. New Kingdom ＆ Busta Rhymes)
10.Bad Day (Feat. Jazze Pha)
and it just keeps going
and it just keeps..
So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave
heading to a friends wedding in the NYC
but my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat,
all this jet setting has really been getting to me.
It's already 11：20 and I'm ready to sleep
but instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat,
an isle seat, fine by me
but the guy that's insides always trying to pee.
With a wild child behind that's crying _
flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams
So I silently plead 'Oh God,
please let there be a hunny sitting 27B'
but of course a morbidly obese beast
is in the seat that weeses when it breathes _
is at least three deep and he keeps telling me
what is wrong with his knees
_ just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars
and when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod.
I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
and it just keeps going
and it just keeps...
and it just keeps going
and it just keeps...
So four hours of turbulence,
we land when I'm about to turd in my pants,
but the captain is seat belt fastened.
So my ass is just passin gas and
at last I escape from the plane
when I'm minutes away from clinically insane.
I make my way towards baggage claim
when I hear a high pitched voice scream my name.
Some dumb B＊＊＊＊, it was a high schooler
while shes sweating shes telling me she likes my
I just smile and think how great it would be
if I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep.
So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi.
In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis.
I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
and it just keeps going
and it just keeps...
and it just keeps going
and it just keeps...
I check into my hotel room
and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
Tell him I moved and I need some water
and food and I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
but the tube has no HBO
so anything I want yo I'm paying for
but I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe
watching that Little People Big Roles show
right then there's a knock at the door,
it's my last hope for a Spanish
who will change my sheets in exchange for penis
'Hi, I've lost my ＊＊＊＊, have you seen it？'
Jesus, this day is the worst,
at least I can give me a little jerk
and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless
I guess it could be worse but I'm just
having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
and it just keeps going
and it just keeps...
and it just keeps going
and it just keeps...
11.His Dream
He leans back from his desk
Rubs the back of his neck
The stress takes effect
Grips the bridge of his nose
Squints while showing emotions he normally won't
At 56,he re-evaluates
possible regretting some decisions that he's made.
Black is turning Grey patches of his age
Reflecting from the glasses that pass of every page
Passionately day reads
Reading on occasion
Dreaming of the day when he could do the same thing
He's always wanted to write
That's all hes wanted in life
With two daughters,a son,and a remarkable wife
He's in a bond
He has to provide
A family is relying on a milli to survive
His father died at 56
so he's well aware of how vital a father figure is
How big of a responsibility it is
To be a good husband and care for your kids
Never miss an evenin,
help them with their homework,
discipline to prevent things when their older
His only son is only 21
and focus as a poet has only just begun
Papa isn't dumb,he understands what this means
Hisdream is my dream and my dream is his dream
I close my eyes and i can see(history)
The sacrifices he made for me(history)
Who will decide for his family(history)
So ima keep it alive(yeah)
And so he targeted to be the dream guardian
Guarding it from anything and anyone who's harming it
But in his heart he knows the hardest thing is
giving up his dream and being all about his kids
As he kisses the lips of his misses
for 24 years going on the 25th
He thinks to himself this alone is a wealth
Better than anything that's bought and then sold on a shelf
Sometimes a dream is all that we have
We have to continue to dream
Once it is lost amongst our thoughts
What really are we？ What are we？
I close my eyes and i can see(history)
The sacrifices he made for me(history)
Who will decide for his family(history)
So ima keep it alive(yeah)
So he sits back at his desk
Cracking his knuckles and back his neck
Faxing a paper displaying his name
on another application explaining the name
Things that they should know but the things they don't
All the things that distinguish him as an adult
Over the phone he can never expose
The roll that he choose
The roll in his home
And at home he is a leader, a father
He'll prove it by using his son and his daughters
In their life he'll be playing the part of the one who inspires
The one we admire
His only son is only 21
and focus as a poet has only just begun
Papa isn't dumb, he understands what this means
His dream is my dream and my dream is his dream
I close my eyes and i can see(history)
The sacrifices he made for me(history)
Who will decide for his family(history)
So ima keep it alive(yeah)
12.Fallin'
I remember Way Back I mean way back ages.
Eighth grade I think, feels like yesterday.
Bowl cuts was the craze I was crazy
long blond hair all over the place.
And I'm pale as I ever was baby face,
with a frame like a skeleton. Skinny kid,
no friends still love by everyone.
No shit I was cool, I had plenty fun.
World wish I would grow up big, no not built,
but they said, drink my milk.
Didn't get no where switched up diet.
Started having hip hop. Pop's didn't like it.
Wanted more Springsteen,
Earth, Wind, Fire.
Felt that was fine but to rhyme had to try it.
Couldn't hide the fact that I wanted to rap.
Bought Jay Z CD wit my own pension.
And that was back in 98 wit the Langley sniffilin,
Money ain't a thing. And even though I couldn't relate,
I kept studyin, and listenin and stuffin my face.
And then came High School
started picking up a mic thought I was cool.
My friend said yo homie, you know that your white dude？
I said what for real？ Yo its all good.
Cause like this, when I tried it, liked it, fixed it, hyped it.
insisted the mic be positioned just right.
Just like that 9th grade footy heard,
straight from the philly burbs. feel me？ Pretty sure.
Suburban threat was the name, we would really work,
steady spendin the day spittin silly versus.
No curses, rightin bout our girlfriends. Ball point pen,
head spinning like a whirlwind.
Gettin on the mic, I'm a wizard like Merlin.
Breakin barriers, tearin walls like its Berlin.
And I think it was the summer of 12th grade？
when Uncle C passed away leaving us empty.
And it hurt, real bad, disturbed, real sad.
But we had to move on so in fact real fast,
we wrote this song about fallin ones, miscues,
and the misuse of words used to disdue.
So true. In a serious face
I'm convinced god works in mysterious ways,
like everything happens for a reason.
I had to believe it,
cause that explains why the leave us.
As in people that mean everything.
I got love for them all, they'll be their if I fall But.
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